He look like the type to run my bath water with rose oil, massage me down with coconut oil, rub my scalp with jojoba oil, fix me a nutritious meal, and dick me down good on some Egyptian cotton sheets.
Someone broke into my car last night and stole my license, aux cords, and an Arctic Monkey’s CD. But left the GPS that’s worth around a hundred dollars. Which means my car was broken in by amateurs, which, by extension, means I’m an amateur. Life.
this is the best fucking song that has ever graced my ears I haven’t even faced a potential breakup as bad as Aly & Aj’s but everytime I hear this song I want to go fucking kick somebody in the crotch for doing me wrong and ignoring me on my stupid birthday god damn I fucking love this mid 2000’s pop song so much